In a recent comment on a post about altered Barbie dolls, Jean talks about the kinds of things that zombie dolls of various professions would eat, e.g., plumber Barbie, when turned into a zombie, eats DRAINS!! Obvious geek joke:

Physicist zombie Barbie, who specializes in string theory, what does she eat? BRANES!!

Oh, and Religious Studies zombie Barbie? She eats JAINS!!