Fafnir offers the following analysis of the Democratic convention: “Obama’s all ‘now I shall reveal my TRUE IDENTITY’ an he turns into this evil cyborg dude here an fires his auto-launching arm missiles like KA-PEWW, KA-PEWW an then Godzilla an the Decepticons show up but Hillary Clinton fights em off with her laser breath an her robot pony friends….” Leading a commenter to ask: “Do robot ponies dream? Do robot ponies know or care about Asimov’s three laws?…” If you need to know about robot ponies go here.