Ms. M and Oz let us know that they were going to hear slack-key guitarist Patrick Landeza play Hawai’ian Christmas music at the San Leandro Public Library, and would we like to meet them there? I found out that Herb Ohta Jr. would be playing too — Herb Ohta Jr., son of Ohta-san himself and one of the best ‘ukulelists alive! — and told Carol that we had to go.
We arrived in time to eat the Hawai’ian dinner plate (rice, chicken teriyaki, macaroni salad, but no spam). The hall was filling up, and it was a nice crowd — older people, middle-aged people, young parents, kids. Haoles were definitely a minority. By the time Ms. M and Oz showed up, there were some two hundred people in the hall and we could not find seats together.
Carol entered us in the raffle, and before the music started Patrick Landeza raffled off several items. A young girl got a bag for wine bottles. Next to be raffled off was a little bag with a bright floral pattern, obviously perfect for a young girl. Landeza joked that it was a “man purse,” then started laughing when he pulled out the name: “It’s going to a man: Dan Harper!” I went up and claimed my little floral purse. And against all odds, Carol also won something in the raffle: a little Hawai’ian wreath for a Christmas tree ornament.
The music was perfect Christmas music — what could be better than traditional Hawai’ian songs at Christmas time? What could be better than hearing a master like Herb Ohta Jr. play “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” on the ‘ukulele? What could be better than hearing “Silent Night” sung in Hawai’ian, and interpreted by a hula dancer? And to top it all off, I got my man purse signed by Patrick Landeza and Herb Ohta Jr.:
I am really jealous of your man purse. It’s so cute! And so very you!
I also had to look up Haole, because I’m not as smart as you. And here’s what I found: HAOLE … is generally used to refer to an individual that fits one (or more) of the following: “White person, American, Englishman, Caucasian; American, English; formerly, any foreigner; foreign, introduced, of foreign origin, as plants, pigs, chickens”.
So, coming back to the man purse. I think it, with you, is Haole. There you go.
Awesome to see you and Carol as you collected your prizes! And gifted us, in return ;-) with hot peppers and cool beverages! Hurry back to the ‘dro. We can practice the dancing and strumming and get that spam!
Loved your “man bag” and it was even funnier when you had us sign. I’m so happy you and your gang came out last night! Have a wonderful Holiday Season!
Just FYI, y’all: Dan did not like my idea of giving that purse to a little girl.
Carol @3 Of course he didn’t! Dan needs a man purse!
Jean @ 1 — Haoles get sunburned. Just imagine how my man purse will look with my skin once I’m sunburned.
Patrick @ 3 — Thanks for dropping by. Loved the show, and now you’ve got some new fans.
Carol @ 4 — It would have been wasted on a little kid.