Back at the end of May, the music duo Garfunkel and Oates posted a music video on Youtube titled “Sex with Ducks.” See, Pat Robertson apparently once said that if you legalize same-sex marriage, pretty soon people would be having sex with ducks. When I heard that, I immediately wanted to know: which ducks? I mean, it’s hard imagining anyone being attracted to Anas clypeata, but maybe that’s what turns Pat Robertson on. Who knows?

Anyway, the music video by Garfunkel and Oates is very silly, and the song, with its bright bubblegum melody and oh-so-sweet harmonies, is a hoot.

Thank you, Jean, for pointing this song out! And UU Jester, I want to know how this applies to duckies! And, for everyone’s reference, here are some of the lyrics of the song, taken from the MySpace page of Garfunkel and Oates:

Pat Robertson once said,
“It’s a long downward slide,”
That will lead to legalizing sex with ducks
If two men can stand side by side.

God, I hope he’s right,
‘Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
Gonna find myself a duck
And legally do something awful.

Ducks! Sex with ducks!
We’ll do it in the rain.
Ducks! Yeah, ducks!
Got those webbed feet on my brain.

We’ll find a pond, we’ll find a puddle,
Put your beak in mine, and we’ll cuddle.
It’s a feeling I can’t name,
When sex with ducks and gay marriage are one and the same.