Word counts and Sturgeon’s Law

First of all, remember Sturgeon’s Law: 95% of anything is crap. Originally developed for science fiction, the same law applies to all writing.

I write a 2,500 word sermon three out of four weeks, along with a 250 word prayer and perhaps other incidental material for the worship service. I write a 700 word column for the church newsletter every two weeks. I write another 1,500 words of reports each month. So as a minister, I write nearly 11,500 words a month, ten months a year — or 115,000 words a year.

Then for fun and relaxation I write this blog, for which I’ve been averaging about 500 words a day, or about 15,000 words a month. This month I’m participating in National Novel Writing Month, which should result in another 50,000 words (I’m already ahead of schedule — as of today, my official NaNoWriMo word count stands at 12,589). In the last week of June, I wrote stories for the denominational Web site as part of the coverage of the annual denominational meeting, for a total of about 8,500 words. My total recreational output this year will be about 238,000 words.

Add recreational output to professional output, and you get over 350,000 words. Now apply Sturgeon’s Law, which predicts that I will write no more than 17,500 words that aren’t crap.

The problem is, how do I sift through all the crap to find the 17,500 words that aren’t crap?

(244 words, not counting the title or this parenthetical note; of which 12.1 words are worth reading.)

3 thoughts on “Word counts and Sturgeon’s Law

  1. Ellis

    Will Shetterly posted George Orwell’s tips for writers on his blog; it’s a long post but the six basic rules are good. A lot of them involve cutting out the crap.

    I love that part. The actual writing can just be wretched, but the editing is terrific.

    You know what, though? The writing itself isn’t bad. It’s the getting started that just makes me want to die.

  2. Ed S

    Dan, that was easy. Just look at the last sentence and remove the redundant and junk words.
    You get: “How do I find the 17,500 words that aren’t crap.” Note that “17,500” is equal to
    about 3.1 words. The rest of the blog was just your justification of your work and
    recreation. ;-)

  3. Administrator

    Ellis — My problem is that I don’t have any problem getting started, I have a problem getting stopped.

    Ed S — Yup, you’re right!

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