In a recent comment on a post about altered Barbie dolls, Jean talks about the kinds of things that zombie dolls of various professions would eat, e.g., plumber Barbie, when turned into a zombie, eats DRAINS!! Obvious geek joke:
Physicist zombie Barbie, who specializes in string theory, what does she eat? BRANES!!
Oh, and Religious Studies zombie Barbie? She eats JAINS!!
And the poet zombie eats:
mundane quiche lorraine
on the urbane
flood plain
in Maine
and sometimes
Spain
Whole-foods zombies eat GRAAAAAINS.