Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. The official Web site of International Talk Like a Pirate Day doesn’t go much beyond instructing you in the use of such basic pirate-talk as “Ahoy,” “Avast,” Aye-aye,” and “Arrr.”
But popular literature offers many more possibilities for creative pirate-talk that go beyond a few simple add-on words. Here are longer pirate-talk phrases (some with translations) from the ace writer of pirate-talk, Robert Louis Stevenson:
There’s never a man looked me between the eyes and seen a good day a’terwards, you may lay to that!
We’re that near the gibbet that my neck’s stiff with thinking on it. — Things are not going particularly well.
Stow that! Don’t you get sucking of that bilge.
Ah, it’s a fine dance you’ll do, and it’ll look mighty like a hornpipe in a rope’s end at Execution Dock by London town, it will. — You are in deep trouble.
To extend the silliness further, below are some of the sayings of Nancy Blackett, Amazon pirate, terror of the seas (from the children’s book Swallows and Amazons):
Let’s broach a puncheon of Jamaican rum.
Drink to the Jolly Roger, skull and cross-bones, death and glory, and a hundred thousand pieces of eight! But you aren’t a pirate, so you can’t drink to that.
I’ll shiver your timbers for you if you don’t stop chattering, Peggy.
Barbecued billy-goats!
Let’s parley first and fight afterwards.
Now grab a cutlass and shake a leg, and talk like a pirate for all ye’re worth. For if ye don’t, ye’ll find yerself in Davy Jones’s locker with the fish cleaning your bones for ye. Arrr!
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Ok, ok, I admit that I WAS watching bad tv last night –
but it’s relevant. On “Wife Swap,” one of the husbands was
the guy who invented “Talk like a Pirate Day.” Bit of an odd
duck, but funny. He and his family live like pirates 24/7.