Professors, students, anyone who’s involved in academia — I have a special gift for you. Next time you need a paper to submit to a peer-reviewed journal, or next time you need a term paper or dissertation proposal, just head on over the the Postmodernism Generator [Link], courtesy the blog “Communications from Elsewhere.” Each time you click on the link above, you’ll get a high-quality academic paper randomly generated with postmodern jargon. Here’s a sample:

If one examines predialectic theory, one is faced with a choice: either reject the textual paradigm of narrative or conclude that sexuality may be used to marginalize the Other. It could be said that if subcultural modernist theory holds, we have to choose between the textual paradigm of narrative and postcultural feminism.

“Sexual identity is intrinsically responsible for hierarchy,” says Derrida. The premise of the neodialectic paradigm of discourse states that the goal of the observer is social comment, given that narrativity is distinct from truth. Thus, Lyotard promotes the use of Marxist capitalism to modify and read society.

Yeah, baby. Sounds good to me. Now that I have access to the Postmodernism Generator, I can go back to grad school and get that Ph.D. in Postnarrative Philosophy.