A propos of nothing…

Have you ever noticed how many names of philosophers and theologians sound like someone choking or coughing?

  • Kierkegaard (someone choking on a fish bone)
  • Schleiermacher (someone coughing to clear their throat prior to speaking)
  • Hegel (one of those deep, wheezing coughs you get with bronchitis)
  • Kant (repeated, someone choking on crackers: “Kant… Kant… Kant!…”)
  • Nietzsche (sounds like a baby choking on baby food; so does “Niebuhr”)
  • Tillich (a sip of water going down the wrong way)
  • Cox (kind of like a death rattle)
  • Hartshorne (what the Robitussin people call “an unproductive cough”)
  • I could go on. But I will spare you.

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    You left out Bultmann and Panenberg.

    Comment from jfieldnerd – 6/8/05 12:11 PM

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    And names of writers that sound like allergy symptoms:

    McPhee (a wheezy sneeze)
    Capote (one of those explosive sneezes, usually into a damp handkerchief,
    followed by much nose wiping)
    Nabokov (a simultaneous sneeze and cough combo)
    Woolf (a deep spasmodic mournful bark of a sneeze)
    Alcott (a quick dry sneeze, usually three in succession)
    Thurber (your elderly uncle, blowing his nose)

    Ah, there are so many more…

    Comment from writewrite – 6/9/05 7:21 AM

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