Monthly Archives: June 2008

At lunch hour

“Whoever’s next I can take you down here,” said the nice young woman who works at the cafe. I walked down to her cash register. “Hi hon, what can I get you.”

“Could I have a tuna salad plate please and…” I placed my order.

“That’s nine seventy, hon,” she said, friendly, but a little too busy to smile.

I paid, left a better tip than usual, and stepped back to wait for my salad. All of a sudden there was a long line. The two women at the cash registers worked as fast as they could.

“I can take the next in line down here,” said the nice young woman.

A man shouldered his way past the people in line. A woman at the head of the line looked at him, and sort of shrugged. She could see his face (I couldn’t) and apparently whatever she saw there made her decide not to challenge him. He was tall, a slight stoop to his broad shoulders, casually dressed but well dressed. He eased over to the register. As the nice woman at the register handed over some change and started to turn to him, he swung a bottle of juice back and forth, and it slipped out of his hand and smashed on the floor. He looked at it for a moment, kept his head down, and walked towards the table where the extra napkins are. But he kept walking past that table, and towards the door, and he slipped out the door with his head down.

Maybe he’s going to the security guard at the entrance to the building, I thought to myself. Maybe he’s going to ask for a mop. But he didn’t come back. The line was still long, and the two women at the cash registers just ignored the puddle of juice and the broken glass for now. Two women were standing waiting for their orders to come out, as I was, and one of them said to the other: “Did you see that? He just walked out!” The other woman shook her head.

“I can take whoever’s next,” said the nice young woman. A man with a grizzled beard and a worn t-shirt walked down towards her register and stepped on a piece of broken glass. “Watch out hon, don’t step on the glass,” said the nice young woman. “What can I get you?”

Robot ponies

Fafnir offers the following analysis of the Democratic convention: “Obama’s all ‘now I shall reveal my TRUE IDENTITY’ an he turns into this evil cyborg dude here an fires his auto-launching arm missiles like KA-PEWW, KA-PEWW an then Godzilla an the Decepticons show up but Hillary Clinton fights em off with her laser breath an her robot pony friends….” Leading a commenter to ask: “Do robot ponies dream? Do robot ponies know or care about Asimov’s three laws?…” If you need to know about robot ponies go here.

Podcamp is coming, Podcamp is coming! (online, too)

If you live in New England and are interested in new media and social media, don’t forget that Podcamp Boston 3 is coming up July 19-20. I attended last year’s Podcamp Boston, and found it incredibly helpful, so I will be attending both days this year.

If you’re someone using new media to spread the word about Unitarian Universalism, and live outside convenient commuting distance from Boston, I would be happy to offer you a place to sleep Saturday night.

And for those of you who can’t make it July 19-20, and/or if you’re new to using new media, don’t miss Podcamp’s online “Podcamp University.” The Podcamp organizers write:

We’re rolling out, in concert with premium sponsor mDialog, a preconference channel that will have a lot of the “101”, introductory level sessions that have been offered at PodCamps around the world….

http://www.mdialog.com/video/channel/9458-PodCamp-Boston-3-PreConference

The idea behind this is to let everyone enjoy the 101, introductory sessions at home or work in advance of the conference, answer a lot of the basic questions that people new to social media might have, and help make PodCamp less of a “broadcast” conference and more of an interactive discussion….

Thus you have no excuse for missing Podcamp, because you can choose either online or in person or both!

Spring watch

Today it felt like spring had finally ended. It was warm and humid and sunny, and people were out sitting on their front porches, walking around, fishing from wharves. Tonight, the restaurant down the street had the first outdoor music of the year; as usual, hopelessly outdated popular music played by the equivalent of a bad wedding band. All of a sudden, I’m beginning to miss winter.