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Arthur C. Clarke

There was a time in my early teens when I was obsessed with the book 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke. I saw the movie later, and have never liked it as well as the book. In the book, Clarke tells his story efficiently and well. True, the human characters are one-dimensional automatons, but that creates the delicious irony that HAL, the rogue computer, is the only three-dimensional and interesting character. When at last the human “protagonist” (although he is so bland and unsympathetic it’s hard to call him a protagonist) comes back to the solar system as a post-human creature produced by non-human aliens, you wish that HAL had survived instead — HAL seems more trustworthy.

I think I understood 2001 partly in religious terms:– a mysterious force (non-human aliens rather than God) determines the destiny of human affairs through rather heavy-handed interventions — and the prophet, the one who returns to earth after meeting this mysterious force, starts out as a bland faceless prig and doesn’t get any better from his encounter with the aliens. That is to say, I disagreed strongly with the basic moral argument of the book:– that humanity needs to depend on some external source, some deus ex machina, for moral authority. As a young teen, I only felt a vague disquiet with the premise of 2001, but somehow I knew it Clarke was wrong: humanity cannot depend on some outside saving force to redeem itself.

We need to read authors with whom we strongly disagree. As a teenaged science fiction fan, I got to disagree strongly with Arthur C. Clarke, which helped me better understand my own thoughts. That is a gift that cannot be underestimated. He wrote many other books and stories that made my teenaged self think, and so I was very sorry to hear that he died this morning.

Geeks and religion

If you want to choose the most influential and interesting living Unitarian Universalist, my money is on Sir Tim Berners-Lee, the inventor of the World Wide Web. Not only is he a technological and conceptual pioneer, he also has high moral standards, as a BBC blogger Rory Cellan-Jones pointed out in today’s post:

The man who could have made a fortune out of his invention but chose instead to stay in academia has firm principles. He believes the web is all about open standards and interoperability and he is determined to be seen as above all commercial interests. We had asked him to choose a number of websites that illustrated the web’s growth — but he was adamant that he could not be seen to endorse any particular product, whether it be Google or Amazon or eBay.

Cellan-Jones also shares a map that Berners-Lee produced which depicts his conception of the growth of the World Wide Web (Link) — if the Web is allowed to evolve without being overwhelmed by Big Business and big Government. According to Sir Tim’s map, if we can just move past the Patent Peaks, Proprietary Pass, the Quagmire of ISP discrimination, and Censorship Swamp we might just end up in the beautiful Sea of Interoperability near the lands of Harmony, Efficiency, and Understanding. It’s one of the best visions for the future of the Web that I’ve seen in some time.

The Alignment Game

Hey kids! Want a fun new game that allows you to make moral judgments, while minimizing the depression caused by the presidential primary season here in the United States? “The Alignment Game” gives us a way to judge the moral and personal characteristics of any politician, and have fun at the same time!

To play this game, you place politicians in one of nine possible moral/personal alignments. There are two axes: Lawful through Neutral to Chaotic, and Good through Neutral to Evil, with the following brief definitions (which I stole from this source):

Good characters and creatures protect innocent life. Evil characters and creatures debase or destroy innocent life, whether for fun or profit…. People who are neutral with respect to good and evil have compunctions against killing the innocent but lack the commitment to make sacrifices to protect or help others.

Lawful characters tell the truth, keep their word, respect authority, honor tradition, and judge those who fall short of their duties. Chaotic characters follow their consciences, resent being told what to do, favor new ideas over tradition, and do what they promise if they feel like it. Someone who is neutral with respect to law and chaos has a normal respect for authority and feels neither a compulsion to obey nor a compulsion to rebel. She is honest but can be tempted into lying or deceiving others.

When you put everything together, you get a grid like this (links go to the DnD Wiki definitions):

Lawful Good | Neutral Good | Chaotic Good
Lawful Neutral | True Neutral | Chaotic Neutral
Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

Now it’s time to play! (1) Pick a politician, assign him or her to one of these nine alignments, and explain why you assigned them the way you did. (2) The real fun comes when someone else disagrees with you — say, you’re a Barack Obama supporter and you assign Hillary Clinton to the Lawful Neutral alignment, and a Clinton supporter says, “No way is she Neutral, she’s Good!” (3) Reveal your own alignment.

Safe Example: George W. Bush is Lawful Evil. He is clearly Evil because he is willing to take or do whatever he wants without worrying about whether or not he is hurting another human being — and he is clearly Lawful, because his actions must conform closely to his own internal code of conduct. My own alignment is Chaotic Good, thus diametrically opposed to this Lawful Evil person.

Scoring: (1) You get points for creative explanation of why you’ve assigned someone to a given alignment. (2) You also get points for riling up other people. (3) For bonus points, reveal your own alignment.

Scoring for Safe Example above: Two points for explanation (totally ripped off from the System Reference Document for DnD). Zero points for riling up another person (Rush Limbaugh is not a person). Five points for actually following the rules and revealing my own alignment (whereas if I were Lawful Good, I only would have gotten one point for following the rules).

Now it’s your turn! Play The Alignment Game at home, at work, at church, or even in the comments below! Survive the appallingly bad selection of presidential candidates by Having Fun!

Based on an idea from Charlie’s Diary.

Coming back?

One of the best blogs of all time was Chasing Windmills, a videoblog about a fictional couple and their peculiar friends and acquaintances. Created in their spare time by real-life couple Cristina Cordova and Juan Antonio del Rasario, the two-year run of Chasing Windmills ended abruptly on March 23, 2007. So I was intrigued to find that Juan Antonio del Rosario has hinted on his personal blog about a new project…

Which brings me to the next project: an as yet untitled (mini?)series about a writer who falls into a black hole. (yeah, that kind of black hole!) I am currently working on scripts for it. I want it to be a weekly so we can focus on bringing up the quality of the shooting and the performances. The series will be starring Steve Marsh, who played “Psycho Steve” in the second season of Chasing Windmills. Link.

In a blogosphere increasingly dominated by splogs and corporate hack writers — and the two are increasingly difficult to distinguish (is BoingBoing a splog, or merely corporate?) — we can hope that this new project might the creative void left by the end of Chasing Windmills.

Getting over…

You know you’re getting over bronchitis when:

  • Naps, while still necessary, are no longer the absolute highlight of the day
  • You finally notice that there are unwashed dishes in the kitchen sink (though you still don’t do anything about them)
  • Instead of gulping them mindlessly, you start noticing the taste of the Amoxicillin pills
  • The Dungeons and Dragons wiki is no longer entertaining reading (last week, you thought it deserved the Booker)

In short, I’ve gotten well enough that boredom has set in. But not well enough to actually go out and do something about it.

How many…

Still knocked out by bronchitis, so here’s a dumb joke I heard at church today (thanks, Ken) in lieu of a real post:

Q: How many banjo players does it take to cook a possum?

A: Four. One to cook the possum, and three to direct traffic around him.

Stupid joke

Having bronchitis has tired me out, and today I only have enough energy to pass on this stupid joke. Thanks for the inspiration.

A man walks into the bar with a loud Hawai’ian shirt and an alligator on a leash.

The bartender takes one look at him and says, “Look, pal, we don’t serve banjo players here.”

“Do you serve ukulele players?” says the man.

“Sure,” says the bartender.

“Good,” says the man, “then how about a beer for me, and a fried ukulele player for my alligator here.”

3rd anniversary

On February 22, 2005, this blog went live. Three years and 1,132 posts later, where the heck are we?

The blog continues to be reasonably healthy. Last month, this site saw just under 4,000 unique visitors; during calendar year 2007, the site received approximately 38,000 unique visitors. By the standards of the Big Blogs, these are tiny numbers — the Big Blogs get tens of thousands of unique visitors each day. But for a personal blog on liberal religion, over a hundred unique visitors a day is fine and dandy.

Of greater interest is the current healthy state of the liberal religious blogosphere. UUpdates, a site that aggregates Unitarian Universalist blogs, now tracks some 323 blogs. Many of these blogs are well worth reading — in fact, there are so many good ones that I can’t keep up with all the blogs I like. I’m also finding more and more liberal Christian, humanist, liberal Jewish, and Pagan blogs out there that are worth reading.

What I continue to miss about the liberal religious blogosphere is the lack of face-to-face contact. Here in Boston, Unitarian Universalist bloggers have managed to gather for an annual picnic; and Unitarian Universalist bloggers typically meet a couple of times at General Assembly. As we see more and more Unitarian Universalist bloggers, my hope is that we start building regional networks — ideally, we’d include not just bloggers, but those who read the blogs as well; and not just Unitarian Universalists, but other religious liberals, too. And ideally, we will become more place-based, instead of being place-less.