More parody verses for “Old Time Religion”:
I will follow my Zen master,
Answer koans ever faster,
Sit in zazen ever after;
And that’s good enough for me!
It is plain that I should be Jain,
From ahimsa I shall refrain*
And allow no bugs to be slain;
And that’s good enough for me!
*Alternately: From meat-eating I shall refrain…