One Sunday morning the Higgs Boson walked into a Catholic mass. The service is about to start, and the Higgs boson shouts, “Stop!”
The priest turns to look at him, and says, “Why should I stop?”
The Higgs boson says, “Because you can’t have mass without me.”
(This joke appears to have been told first by science comedian Brian Malow.)
Did you hear about the Seventh Day Adventist who became a Unitarian?
He went door to door for no apparent reason.
Ow.