numquotes = 100;
var quotes = new Array(numquotes);
quotes[0]="Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. -- H. P. Lovecraft";
quotes[1]="Doubt is an incentive to truth, and patient inquiry leadeth the way. -- Hosea Ballou";
quotes[3]="Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -- Salvor Hardin, in Isaac Asimov's 'Foundation'";
quotes[4]="Here on Occupied Turtle Island we are most of us a still rootless population of non-natives who don't even know the plants. -- Gary Snyder";
quotes[5]="I'm not responsible for the coming revolution though I wish it well. -- Edward Abbey";
quotes[6]="Highly excited emotional states are like poison ivy -- we become all itch. -- Peter Steinke";
quotes[7]="A working hypothesis: Assume incompetence before malice. -- D H";
quotes[8]="On this perilous earth, I marvel at life's idolatry. -- Rene Char";
quotes[9]="The ancient precept, Know thyself, and the modern precept, Study nature, become at last one maxim. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[10]="You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing! -- Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'";
quotes[11]="Conquest is easy. Control is not. -- Capt. Kirk, in the Star Trek episode 'Mirror, Mirror'";
quotes[12]="Faith strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe. -- Jubal Harshaw, in Robert Heinlein's 'Stranger in a Strange Land'";
quotes[13]="A motion to adjourn is always in order. -- Robert's Rules of Order, although it is not found there in this form";
quotes[14]="We are, doubtless, in the main logical animals, but we are not perfectly so. -- Charles S. Peirce";
quotes[15]="This is not the God of the dead, only of the living. You're constantly missing the point! -- attr. to Jesus, Mk 12.27, trans. Jesus Seminar";
quotes[16]="Only what is still can still the stillness of other things. -- Chuang-tzu";
quotes[17]="The law will never make men free; it is men who have got to make the law free. -- H. D. Thoreau, 'Slavery in Massachusetts'";
quotes[18]="Theology has to satisfy two basic criteria: It has to make sense, and it has to make a difference. -- Paul Rasor";
quotes[19]="It might be easier
To fail with land in sight
Than gain my blue peninsula
To perish with delight.
-- Emily Dickinson";
quotes[20]="Speech is blasphemy, silence a lie. Above speech and silence there is a way out. -- I-tuan";
quotes[21]="What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? -- Ursula LeGuin";
quotes[22]="Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of the husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could. -- Abigail Adams";
quotes[23]="No moral, no message, just a simple state of fact: for civilization to survive, the human race has to remain civilized. -- Rod Serling";
quotes[24]="We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be. -- May Sarton";
quotes[25]="Never mind the questions there's no answer for. -- Joni Mitchell";
quotes[26]="Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement. -- Frank Zappa";
quotes[27]="The lion and the calf will lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. -- Woody Allen";
quotes[28]="Since when is the lamp brought in to be put under the bushel basket or under the bed? -- attr. to Jesus, Mk 4.21, trans. Jesus Seminar";
quotes[29]="If we believe in a god at all, we believe in a benevolent god, not a frightening god. -- Jane Rzepka";
quotes[30]="Young trees keep their fruit inside
for so long. You have to stay with them
for years before they'll bear it.
-- Jennifer Tseng";
quotes[31]="Never pray for justice because you might get some. -- Margaret Atwood";
quotes[32]="Only a fool expects to be happy all the time. -- Robertson Davies";
quotes[33]="The radiant Dawns have risen up for glory,
in their white splendor like the waves of waters.
-- Rig Veda, trans. Ralph Griffith";
quotes[34]="Your obsession with novelty and material gain diverts you from more serious things. Life is so short. -- Qu'ran, 102.1-2";
quotes[35]="He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg. -- P. G. Wodehouse";
quotes[36]="Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. -- James Thurber";
quotes[37]="History is often fashioned by insignificant individuals intent on matters of petty personal concern who have motives entirely irrelevant to carefully planned posterity. -- Alan Dean Foster, Phylogenesis";
quotes[38]="Nothing in biology makes sense except in light of evolution. --Theodosius Dobzhansky";
quotes[39]="The political prattle that links the family and democracy and small-town values to the anonymous forces of the Almighty Market is utterly absurd.-- Jamie Zeppa, Beyond the Earth and the Sky";
quotes[40]="Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: 'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.' But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous love of our country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in all ages and countries, have made a cloak of self-interest. --James Boswell, Life of Johnson";
quotes[41]="To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. -- Samuel Johnson, 'The Patriot'";
quotes[42]="I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. -- Martin Luther King, Jr., 'I Have a Dream' speech";
quotes[43]="If there is no struggle, there is no progress. -- Frederick Douglass";
quotes[44]="The poet may know of flowers which 'can give thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears,' but science discovers no such flowers in its field. Its flowers are amazingly complex, but they call for no handkerchief. -- Rufus Jones, Spiritual Reformers, p. xvii";
quotes[45]="Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. -- attr. to Jesus, Thomas 2.1, trans. Jesus Seminar";
quotes[46]="Listening not to me but to the Logos, it is wise to agree that all things are one. -- Heraclitus";
quotes[47]="Simplify, simplify. Instead of three meals a day, if it be necessary eat but one. -- Henry D. Thoreau";
quotes[48]="A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson";
quotes[49]="Many argue; not many converse. -- Louisa May Alcott";
quotes[50]="There is nowhere you can go and only be with people who are like you. Give it up. -- Bernice Johnson Reagon";
quotes[51]="Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. -- Gertrude Stein";
quotes[52]="If you come to a fork in the road... take it! -- Yogi Berra";
quotes[53]="Habit is habit, and not to be flung out the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. -- Mark Twain, 'Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar'";
quotes[54]="Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain, 'Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar'";
quotes[55]="Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -- Mark Twain, 'Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar";
quotes[56]="Base eight is just like base ten really -- if you're missing two fingers. -- Tom Lehrer";
quotes[57]="Don't panic. -- Douglas Adams";
quotes[58]="A likely story and probably true. -- Groucho Marx";
quotes[59]="In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. -- Martin Luther King Jr.";
quotes[60]="Stumbling is not falling. -- Malcolm X";
quotes[61]="Shut up Spock, we're rescuing you. -- Dr. McCoy, in 'The Immunity syndrome,' Star Trek";
quotes[62]="The universe is not a tidy place, so we can't expect tidy explanations of it. -- D H";
quotes[63]="The political prattle that links the family and democracy and small-town values to the anonymous forces of the Almighty Market is utterly absurd. -- Jamie Ferra";
quotes[64]="Aww. This is the greatest nanosecond of my life! No, this one is! No, this one. Wait! That one was -- slightly worse. -- Bender, from 'Futurama'";
quotes[65]="If you think 'I breathe' the 'I' is extra. There is no you to say 'I.' -- Shunryu Suzuki";
quotes[66]="I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that. -- Emo Phillips";
quotes[67]="You have stars in your bones
and oceans
in blood.
-- Alla Renee Bozarth";
quotes[68]="Water flows over these hands. May I use them skillfully to preserve our precious planet. -- Thich Nhat Hanh";
quotes[69]="This living flowing land
is all there is, forever
We are it
it sings through us
-- Gary Snyder";
quotes[70]="I believe a leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. -- Walt Whitman";
quotes[71]="Awakening
in a moment of peace
I give thanks
to the source of all peace.
-- Harriet Kofalk";
quotes[72]="Woke up this morning with my mind and it was
Stayed on freedom.
Hallelu! Hallelu! Hallelujah!
-- trad. African American song";
quotes[73]="Within the circles of our lives
we dance the circles of the years...
-- Wendell Berry";
quotes[74]="Life and death, a twisted vine sharing a single root. -- Rabbi Rami M. Shapiro";
quotes[75]="The breezes at dawn have secrets to tell you.
Don't go back to sleep!
-- Rumi";
quotes[76]="As the sun makes it new
day by day make it new
yet again make it new.
-- Confucius, trans. by Ezra Pound";
quotes[77]="Washing the dishes is like bathing a baby Buddha. The profane is the sacred. -- Thich Nhat Hanh";
quotes[78]="We are such stuff
As dreams are made on and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep....
-- Prospero, 'The Tempest'";
quotes[79]="All are nothing but flowers in a flowering universe. -- Nakagawa Soen-Roshi";
quotes[80]="Life is absurd. -- Albert Camus";
quotes[81]="He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. -- Mandy, in Monty Python's 'Life of Brian'";
quotes[82]="Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. -- Karl Marx";
quotes[83]="Rock & roll kind of apes religion in its structure, but it replaces self-denial, which is the Christian ethos, with consumerism. -- Ian Svenonius, Weird War";
quotes[84]="Conduct is three-fourths of life. This present life is the great pressing concern. -- Phineas Taylor Barnum";
quotes[85]="The way that can be spoken of is not the constant way. -- Lao Tze";
quotes[86]="It is possible to fool enough people for the time it takes to get elected. -- D H";
quotes[87]="Don't mourn. Organize. -- Joe Hill";
quotes[88]="A church that is socially and politically radical but sexually oppressive has opted to stand in solidarity with half the poor, while leaving the other half [women] outside the door. -- Kwok Pui-lan";
quotes[89]="Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. -- Richard Steele";
quotes[90]="When we speak of God, abstractedly, our words ought to be few and chosen. -- Hosea Ballou";
quotes[91]="It seems to be easier for us today to imagine the thoroughgoing deterioration of the earth and of nature than the breakdown of late capitalism.... The word postmodern ought to be reserved for thoughts of this kind. -- Fredric Jameson";
quotes[92]="We have to start facing the toxicities of middle class life that threaten ourselves and our children. -- William Doherty";
quotes[93]="The only real alternative to violence is the arts. -- Gaylord Thomas";
quotes[94]="War is brutalizing, wasteful, and ineffective. -- Clarence Skinner";
quotes[95]="Universalists are often asked to tell where they stand.... We do not stand at all, we move. -- L. B. Fisher";
quotes[96]="If civilization has an opposite, it is war. -- Ursula K. Le Guin";
quotes[97]="To oppose something is to maintain it. -- Ursula K. Le Guin";
quotes[98]="The silver trump of freedom roused my soul to eternal wakefulness. -- Frederick Douglass";
quotes[99]="There is the idea that society can run without a hierarchical bureaucratic government being involved at every step, if only we can hit on the right set of rules for peer-peer interaction. -- Tim Berners-Lee";
var rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*numquotes);
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